Label Fail
Label Fail
Fail.
I love the Fail blog. I always go back thinking I will rise above it – but it gets me every time. It is so funny.
Here are some great fail labels that I found. Too too funny.
Here’s the first catch of the day:

Here’s a last one of food labels that we really liked:
The contributor for this photo accompanied this with “Old Spice and Sweat Salad anyone?..” rightly put.
This is a classic allergy advice label for those nut fans/potential hospital cases out there.
What would you do if you saw this label on your toasted pine nuts?
This is an excellent instructional label. Just for those who aren’t sure how to imbibe liquid sensibly…

And yes, do you think that this sherry comes from Spain or France? Apparently this could lead to a conceptual dilemma – taking into consideration that the liquid contents may be Spanish but the air within the factory where it was bottled was French, thus the top section is French. This could lead to a whole new way of thinking for fusion cocktails.
And lastly, just in case you wanted that ultimate remover. That can just about remove anything that it is confronted with – like your next door neighbor, or your bratty sister, try this waterproof eye and lip remover for size. But don’t just take my word for it, have a go!
And here are some funny quotes in case you ever need a joke up your sleeve:
Caution: Never drive with the cover on your windshield
Automobile Windshield cover:
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish
Dog Shampoo
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
Rubber Ball
Directions: Use like regular soap
Dial soap
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Children’s cough medicine
Do not eat toner.
Laser Printer Cartridge
Do not light the flame near the face.
Cigarette Lighter
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Television Owner’s Manual
Do not turn upside down. (printed on bottom of the box)
Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert
Do not use for drying pets.
Microwave Oven
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